Statusuri in engleza

Status1. I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keepStatus2. As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go? Status3. This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.Status4. If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.Status5. I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i...

Statusuri pentru hi5

Nu-i place plimbarea, nu merge cu floarea..Nu-i plac romantismele, vrea provocarea..Iubeste schimbarea si pare pe tava..Da’ uite cum pleaca si ramai la L-A-B-A ! Lasa-ma cu texte ca iti pasa sau conteaza, lasa-ma cu lumea care nu ma agreeaza. Daca ai trecut de spini ai ajuns si la petale, la momentele speciale care dau vietii culoare! Sa te fac sa ajungi nebun dupa mine asa cum eram eu dupa tine =P~![ Cum imi statea paru:| Si la gat..:))):X Dar mie tot mi-o placee:X xD Prietenia este ca relatia dintre mana si ochi. Cand mana se raneste, ochii plang. Si cand ochii plang, mana le sterge lacrimile.” O prietenie ca a noastraaaa…. Trece si prin fooc:Xte iube vaca mea:X[cea cu roz mi’s:X]…. Frateee cum s-aratam asaa?:O =))):x Fotograf de 5 ani:O Hai...